GUYS ITS DECEMBER
“do your homework”
“clean your room”
“hang out with your friends”
“Stop posting this gif every week”
petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters
Hell yes, someone get out the kickstarter.
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
3 am, I may have a bunch of homework left to do, but I did accomplish one thing:
I got my hair to stay up in that stupid top-of-the-head hair pouf that I think college girls are mandated by law to wear once a week or more.
Oh yeah, the sweet smell of success.